I'm for whatever gets you through the night

You got to love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.


if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Fake Pockets: A How To

I found these adorable capris and I didn’t try them on, but they looked super cute in the store, and I looked inside and there were pockets, so I bought them and took them home and then they fit -perfectly - and I thought that the pockets were just sewn shut, but NO they were fake pockets. And that is how a pair of pants started my current existential malaise.

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My sister and I have a headcanon that Jane is Belle and the Beast’s grandaughter.

and I think this further proves our point…


Which would explain why she understand Tarzan, he sort of reminds me of Beast in attitude…. he is sort of a Beast… hmmm. I like your headcanon. 

I agree. Professor Porter said that she got her wild stories from her mother. Belle had wild stories, which turned out to be true, just like Jane’s story about Tarzan was true.

This must be shared, with EVERYONE!

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"How I wish, how I wish you were here.We’re just two lost soulsSwimming in a fish bowl,Year after year,Running over the same old ground.What have we foundThe same old fears”


"How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We’re just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found
The same old fears”

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This is awkward. Not “You’re awkward”, but just because we’re…I’m awkward, you’re gorgeous. Wait, what?

(Source: gameofstiles, via thatu)